Rush Limbaugh Is Still A Big, Fat, Homophobic Idiot And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Rush Limbaugh Can't Croak Soon Enough [Wonkette]

Everyone's Favorite Overpaid Professional Dumb Person Really Didn't Want To Read The Black History Month Fact Of The Day On Tuesday's View [Globalgrind]

A Stomach Churning Tale Of An Out-And-Proud Pedo Who Was Embraced By French Elites For Decades [The New York Times]

Oh, Just The Entire Federal Government Melting Down Under Trumpism [The Daily Beast]

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Macauley Culkin Says Again He Was Not Molested By Michael Jackson [DListed]

I'm Shocked That A Public Proposal On Good Morning America Turns Out To Have Been Completely Fucking Staged By A Couple Engaged For Two Years [Page Six]

'Project Runway's Sergio Problem' [Reality Blurred]

Oh Christ, It's This Asshole Again: Jussie Smollett Edition [Deadline]

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Former Shitty Pizza Purveyor Didn't Actually Eat Forty Of His Shitty Pizzas In Thirty Days After All [New York Daily News]

The Creepy Dad Who Moved Into A Sarah Lawrence Dorm And Abused Students Was Finally Indicted [NBC News]

Behind The Scenes Of The Princess Diana Musical Opening Next Month On Broadway [Town & Country]

Another Lohan Is Spending Another Night In Jail [Us Via MSN]

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Sign-Stealing By The Astros Was 'An Open Secret' Among MLB Teams [The Washington Post]

Siba, The Fast Food Eating Standard Poodle, Won Best In Show At Westminster [Fox News/The Sporting News]

This Bullshit Plan To Expand The MLB Playoffs Seems Inevitable [New York Post]

Dwayne Wade And Gabrielle Union Came Out In Support Of Their Transgender Daughter [Yahoo! Sports]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - PETUNIA