Remedial Chaos Dreary And Other Tuesday Headlines

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'Why Does This Jesus Man Want Restaurants To Fail?' [Wonkette]

Mittens/Mike 2020, The Ticket No One Is Asking For [The Bulwark]

Yet Another Pete Buttigieg Conspiracy [Slate]

Imagining The Nightmare Hellscape Of A Second Trump Term [New York Magazine]

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The Price Is Right Has Cancelled This Week's Tapings After The Murder Of Drew Carey's Former Fiancée [The Wrap]

Caroline Framke Interviews Kerry Washington [Variety; Article Going Live Tuesday Morning]

The Newest Version Of Emma Has Released A Series Of Character Posters [Tom & Lorenzo]

Butthole Eyes' Most Recent Stand-Up Set Was Full Of Rehab And Suicide Jokes [Page Six]

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Charles Portis, Who Wrote The Novel True Grit, Has Died [The Hollywood Reporter]

For Some Reason, Yet Another Indiana Jones Film Is In The Pipeline [Pajiba]

Ozzy Osbourne Has Cancelled His Upcoming Tour Dates [Vulture]

It's Never Too Early To Start Thinking About The Frontrunners For Next Year's Oscars [Decider]

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A Post-Mortem For The 2020 NBA All Star Game [The Ringer]

Lots Of Drama Hanging Over The 2020 MLB Season [Deadline]

Rob Manfred Got Snarky With The Press [Awful Announcing]

The Nationals Celebrated National Cabbage Day At Spring Training [DCist]

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Notable Television Premieres
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon [February 17, 2014]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - ABBEY ROAD