BTP: Face Off On Bullshit Mountain And Other Saturday Headlines

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Plus: When is an assassination not an assassination?

In Other News Headlines

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'Trump Hitler Rally Mostly About Adam Schiff's Nine Inches Or Something, We Dunno' [Wonkette]

Read Russ Feingold And Chuck Hagel's Impeachment For Idiots [The Bulwark]

Sean Fennessy And Amanda Dobbins Predict Monday's Oscar Nominations [The Big Picture Podcast]

Oprah And Apple+ Are Bailing On That Documentary About The Russell Simmons Accuser [The Hollywood Reporter]

The Spy Museum's Torture Exhibit Is Being Rethought [DCist]

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Onion SportsDome [2011]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote

Meet Karen ,
Little Syrian puppy arrived to Ernesto’s from the hell ..
She is very happy and she hope to stay . pic.twitter.com/1mHieMSPiV

— Ernesto’s Sanctuary for Syrian Cats (@theAleppoCatman) January 10, 2020