BTP: Bring Me The Head Of Joe Biden On The Body Of Pamela Anderson And Other Saturday Headlines

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Plus, the return of BretBug and 2020 media predictions.

In Other News Headlines

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"Then, Out Of Nowhere, [Trump] Said: 'You Should Come Up To My Office Sometime, So We Can Kiss'" [Wonkette]

RIP Gertrude Himmelfarb [The Bulwark]

Rod Stewart Rang In 2020 By Getting Into A Fistfight With A 'Children's Party Staffer' [Page Six]

If You Want To See What May Be Tawmmy's Final Game For Mistah Kraft At Fahking Foxborough, You're In Luck [CBS Boston]

Bow Down, Bitches [Instagram]

Your 2020 Destination Guide [Town & Country]

Cameron Diaz Is Now A Mom [People]

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Hollywood Palace [1964]
Night Court [1984]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote

Watch these baby bears leave the circus and be free for the first time! pic.twitter.com/YOhr6i1zII

— The Dodo (@dodo) January 3, 2020