Sunday, December 15, 2019

What's On Tonight (Monday): The Neighborhood Is Roasting Chestnuts On An Open Fire

Hello One and All---There's not a heck of a lot on but Here is What's On for December 16th 2019

8:00

The Neighborhood (CBS): When the Johnson's Christmas present for Grover is stolen, Cedric and Dave team up to recover the gift in time for the holiday; A nostalgic Tina tries to get into the Christmas spirit by reviving traditions from when Malcolm and Marty were kids. (...And Have Yourself A Merry Little Neigh-bor-hoodddd!!!)




The Voice (NBC): The final four singers perform in front of the judges and will a winner be declared??? No that's tomorrow!!! (Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!)

Nick Cannon's Hit Viral Videos (FOX): Holiday 2019 Edition! (They have various editions of this now???) Why watch viral videos online when you can watch them on network television instead?!?!?!? (No seriously why???)

The Great Christmas Light Fight (ABC): Two hours of this tonight! (and such tiny portions????)

Penn and Teller-Fool Us (The CW): Holiday Magic Acts (this is actually a rerun of last year's holiday special, but if you havn't seen it, it is new to you!)

Antiques Roadshow (PBS): In a rerun from Feb of '18, the Roadshow visits New Orleans and see an Andy Warhol portrait by James Wyeth circa 1975, a Chinese gold splash bottle vessel circa 1795, and a 1901 Smith and Son rifle.

Monday Night Football (ESPN): Indianapolis Colts Vs New Orleans Saints  (Oh When The Saints...Go Out To Play...)

You Light Up My Christmas (Lifetime): Kim Fields--aka Tootie--does Christmas

Picture A Perfect Christmas (Hallmark): A photographer looks after his nephew on Christmas. (nods)


8:30

Bob Hearts Abishola (CBS):  Bobm Douglas, and Christina try to get Dottie to make out a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie. ("Marge you know what they say--it takes two to lie, one to lie, and one to listen" "That's not a saying Homer!")

9:00

All Rise (CBS): Lola must defend herself before the Commission on Judicial Performance after a bias complaint is made against her; Judge Lisa Brenner (that would be Marg Helgenberger i believe) enlists Sara, Emily, and Luke in staging a Wizard of Oz mock trial. ("Your honor, it was with absolute malice that the defendant stole those ruby red slippers from off our client's sister's feet after the house fell on her")

Prodigal Son (FOX): Its a rerun of the series' 4th episode! (Fox's Got the Rerun On Monday Night Blues!!!!)

Greatest Holiday Commercials Countdown 2019 (The CW): Holiday themed commercials are counted down. (They have various editions of this now??? Well why watch a tv show that has a story with a beginning, middle, and end when you can just watch commercials in-between other commercials???)

Christmas with the Mormom Tabernackle Choir Featuring Kristen Chenoweth (PBS): Holiday concert special featuring well you saw the title.

His Dark Materials (HBO): This six part mini-series adaptation comes to a conclusion tonight with "The Fight to the Death" Lyra must user her methods and deception to outwit a formidable foe.

Good Trouble (Freeform): Two hour Christmas special from this Freeform show currently in-between seasons (I think) but its like a little movie for fans of the show! "The Forsters visit the Coterie for Christmas, Callie struggles to tell her moms about quitting her clerkship; Mariana agrees to volunteer for a holiday festival for the underprivileged; Davis strolls down memory lane with Dennis." (nods)

American Pickers (History): From a stories boat yard in the Bronx to an untouched 1970's man-cave in Oregon, the guys tackle 2 mind blowing bicoastal picks.

Holiday Baking Championship (Food):


9:30

Green Acres (MeTV): Lisa throws a party to introduce herself to the townspeople. (Since this is a season 6 episode---wouldn't the townspeople already know her pretty well?!?!?!?)

10:00

Bull (CBS): Bull takes a difficult pro bono murder case before the holidays and realize that it will take a Christmas miracle to win; Marissa pushes for an office Christmas party; Taylor embarks on a new romance. (There's time on this show for two subplots?!?!?!?) (Also Merry Christmas Bull!!!)

Holidays with the Houghs (NBC): Siblings Derek and Juliane Hough host and perform a variety of holiday themed dance numbers and comedy sketches. (If you like weirdo attempts at variety shows i guess this could be worth a look????)

Jimmy Kimmel Live After Darth: A Star Wars Spectacular (ABC): Kimmel hosts the cast of the new Star Wars movie in an interview and also J.J. Abrams as well. (Does this movie really need the full hour of network promotion for it??? Yes it does??? Oh ok)

Independent Lens (PBS): Attila---Alaska native and dogsled champ George Attila rises to international fame for his ability to identify and train exceptional dogs. (nods)

Pawn Stars (History): Relive some of the toughest negotiations in the history of Pawn Stars including a first edition of Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea; a 1952 Ford Roadster and a $95,000 Les Paul guitar owned by Mary Ford.

A Very Brady Renovation (HGTV): A holiday celebration in the renovated Brady house. (OK)

It Feels Evil (Travel): New series about a demon hunter who travels this week to see an abandoned Texas hospital. (OK)

Random Acts of Christmas (Lifetime): A journalist tries to uncover who is behind the random acts of Christmas popping up around the city. Starring Erin Cahill, Kevin McGarry, Jacklyn Smith, and Patrick Duffy! (PARICK DUFFY!!!!)

THAT'S ALL I HAVE WRITTEN DOWN FOR RIGHT NOW--BUT I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD START OF THE WORK WEEK!




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