The Day The Clown Tried And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'Forgetful Donald Trump Doesn't Even Remember His Good Friend Prince Andrew' [Wonkette]

Laws Legalizing Physician Assisted Suicide Are Becoming More Common [The Bulwark]

Kamala Harris Gave Up Her Presidential Bid [Pajiba]

Roodles Is Very Very Mad That Someone On The State Media Channel Called Him 'Part Of The Swamp' [The Daily Beast]

The First Hooker, An Alleged 'Former Model,' Dressed Like A Color-Blind, Escaped Circus Clown On Yet Another International Trip [The Daily Beast]

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Sharon Osbourne Is Fingering NBC As The Cause Of Problems, And Not America's Got Talent [Page Six]

Drake Really Likes Himself Some Underage Girls [Celebitchy]

'Keri Russell Is The Secret Force Behind Star Wars' [Town & Country]

Simon Pegg Is Mourning The End Of 'Theatrical Cinema' [The Hollywood Reporter]

The Rewatchables Take On The Wolf Of Wall Street [The Ringer Podcast]

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The British Fashion Awards Red Carpet [Reno Vous]

Jar-Jar Binks Is Getting A Disney+ Game Show [Deadline]

Making It's Second Season Premiere Ratings Were In The Shitter [Variety]

The Dream Of The '90s Is Alive Next Summer, As Alanis, Liz Phair And Garbage Schedule A Tour Together [DListed]

The 'Great Film Performances Of 2019' [The Hollywood Reporter]

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Jay Leno Repeatedly Referred To Forty-Seven Year-Old Gabrielle Union As A 'Great Girl' When Asked About Her America's Got Talent Complaints [Page Six]

Justin Hartley's Wife Was Caught Off Guard By His Filing For Divorce [People]

The Debut Of The D.C. Setting For The CBS Evening News Brought The Best Ratings Of Norah O'Donnell's Tenure [Yahoo!]

The National Board Of Review Has Announced Its 2019 Winners [Vulture]

Sorry, Baby Yoda Fans - Your Plushie Won't Be Shipping Until Mid-2020 [The Wrap]

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'The NFL's Worst Divisions Since Realignment, Ranked': NFC East Edition [The Ringer]

Georgetown Released Two Players From Its Basketball Team But Denies Is Is Related To Multiple Complaints Of Assault And Threats By Them [DCist]

Michelle Wie Is Joining CBS' Golf Analyst Team [Awful Announcing]

Farewell, Ron Rivera [NBC Sports]

George Atkinson III, Who Played College Football At Notre Dame And Professionally For The Raiders And Browns, Has Died At Age 27 [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Falcon Crest [1981]

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