Friday, November 22, 2019

What's On Tonight (Saturday): Rel is still dead, long live Rel

Lil Rel Howery: Live in Crenshaw (via Giphy)
Good day, err'body, and welcome to the 822nd What's On Tonight since the Kinjapocalypse! Tonight I wanted to remind you that Rel was once a thing because Rel, the man, is back with an HBO comedy special at a Los Angeles High School. Yes, the show was terrible. But I still like Rel. Elsewhere in TV land, Dagger is back for Thanksgiving break, giant maggots invade Wales, and the Turtles are already back, plus another Saturday full of Christmas movies. So believe it or not it's just meeeeeeeeeee, here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, November 23!

💻 STREAMING / EARLY PRIMETIME

Columbo ðŸ“º (Cozi TV, 7 p.m.): Brilliant architect and con-man Patrick O'Neal murders a Texas millionaire and hides his body in order to keep his visionary construction project financed. Columbo works hard to break this one. Later, Ray Milland and his nephew take part in a fake kidnapping scheme so the nephew can break into his trust fund in order to win back his cheating wife. But once the money is accessed, Milland wants all money, so he kills his nephew.

The Disappearance of the Millbrook Twins (Oxygen, 7 p.m.): SPECIAL. In 1990, twin sisters Dannette and Jeannette Millbrook disappear in Augusta, GA, and law enforcement dismiss the girls as runaways. Now, former prosecutor Laura Coates and retired detective Page Reynolds examine the case.

Doctor Who ðŸ“º (Retro TV, 6 p.m.): In "The Green Death," the Doctor (Jon Pertwee) and UNIT investigate a South Wales mine where waste from an oil plant has killed miners and made maggots grow to giant size.✔️

FOR THE RECORDThe DNA of Murder with Paul Holes (Oxygen, 7 p.m.); Overhaulin' (Motor Trend, 3 a.m.)
Doctor Who, "The Green Death" (via Giphy)

🕗 EASTERN / 🕖 CENTRAL

Christmas at Graceland: Home for the Holidays ðŸŽ¥ðŸŽ„ (Hallmark Channel, 8 p.m.): Former tour guide Kaitlin Doubleday meets busy single father Adrian Grenier on a Graceland tour and agrees to be his temporary nanny for the holidays. Will they? Won't they? Spoiler: They will.

Christmas Belles ðŸŽ¥ðŸŽ„ (BET, 8 p.m.): Two 30-something BFFs try to steal the heart of the new pastor. [*makes Fleabag judgy face at camera*]

Crikey! It's the Irwins (Animal Planet, 8 p.m.): Robert and Indah, a Komodo dragon, participate in an exciting research experiment. Terri tries to save a koala joey. Bindi visits friends at childhood favorite spot Oregon Coast Aquarium.

My Husband's Secret Twin ðŸŽ¥ (Lifetime Movie Network, 8 p.m.): The title is probably a slight spoiler for an early "twist."

Svengoolie: The Creature from the Black Lagoon ðŸŽ¥ (MeTV, 8 p.m.): In this '50s monster classic that was also a Jeopardy! TOC clue, a strange prehistoric beast lurks in the depths of the Amazonian jungle. A group of scientists try to capture it and bring it back to civilization for study.

Twinkle All the Way ðŸŽ¥ðŸŽ„ (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): To pull off a spectacular Christmas themed wedding, a wedding planner joins forces with the co-owner of a family-run Christmas decoration and house-lighting company.

Us ðŸŽ¥ (HBO, 8 p.m.): A family's beach vacation turns to chaos when uninvited intruders appear to terrorize them. It has creepiness and excellent performances but doesn't quite come together as a whole.✔️

FOR THE RECORDCaribbean Life (HGTV); Real Life Nightmare (HLN); WOW: Women of Wrestling (AXS TV)
Us (via Giphy)

🕘 EASTERN / 🕗 CENTRAL

Blue Planet Now (BBC America, 9 p.m.): Steve, Chris, and Liz join scientists to further understand the importance of migrations and understand how human demands have impacted the oceans.

Turkey Drop ðŸŽ¥ðŸŽ„ (Freeform, 9 p.m.): In this TV movie adaptation of the quinessential WKRP episode... Wait. It's not? Boo... When Dagger Olivia Holt returns home for Thanksgiving break, she suspects she is about to get dumped by her high school sweetheart.✔️

Holiday Hearts ðŸŽ¥ðŸŽ„ (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries, 9 p.m.): Two white people fall in love during the Christmas season.

FOR THE RECORDFirst Time Flippers (DIY); Ghost Adventures (Travel Channel); Live PD (A&E); Love & Marriage: Huntsville (OWN); Mexico Life (HGTV); New Japan Pro Wrestling (AXS TV); Pit Bulls & Parolees (Animal Planet)

🕙 EASTERN / 🕘 CENTRAL

⭐ Lil Rel Howery: Live in Crenshaw (HBO, 10 p.m.): Known for his storytelling and impressions of the myriad characters he encounters in life, Lil Rel Howery draws on his personal experiences in a performance at Susan Miller Dorsey Senior High School in Los Angeles.✔️

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Nicktoons, 10:30 p.m.): PREMIERE. Last week was the end of season one, but the show wastes no time jumping into season two. The foursome must stop a foe, but problems arise when they split up to handle things.

FOR THE RECORDAmanda to the Rescue (Animal Planet); Destination Fear (Travel Channel); Highway to Hell (Investigation Discovery); House Hunters Renovation (HGTV); The Lost Corvettes (FYI); Ready to Love (OWN)

🕚 EASTERN / 🕙 CENTRAL

Hill Street Blues ðŸ“º (Heroes & Icons, 11 p.m.): In the first episode of tonight's trio, it's election day and Chief Daniels, mayorial candidate and confident in the coming results, suggests Furillo as the new chief. Political drama ensues when Deputy Chief Mahoney learns of this.

My Hero Academia (Adult Swim, 11 p.m.): Izuku battles Sir Nighteye for a place to study at Nighteye's agency.

One-Punch Man (Adult Swim, 11:30 p.m.): The Class S heroes keep the invading monsters at bay while the tournament approaches its climax.✔️
One-Punch Man (via Giphy)

💤💤😴💤💤

Black Clover (Adult Swim, 2 a.m.):Yami takes on the elves in an attempt to keep the kingdom from harm. Marx and Owen attack first, followed by an elf-possessed Charlotte who seemingly wants to destroy the royal capital.

Demon Slayer (Adult Swim, 1:30 a.m.): When the demon divides into three parts, Nezuko and Tanjiro both attack as a swamp grows across the battlefield.

Dr. Stone (Adult Swim, midnight): Chrome must answer Magma's tricks with one of his own and Gen gives him some needed assistance.

Fire Force (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.): While Dr. Giovanni continues to search Vulcan's workshop, Hibana comes to Shinra's aid, allowing him to rush back to help Vulcan. Arthur has his hands full trying to deal with Mirage's illusions.

Food Wars! (Adult Swim, 1 a.m.): Soma and the others work to enhance their dishes before heading into the prelims.

The Greatest American Hero ðŸ“º (Decades, 4 a.m.): After the pilot and a couple early episodes, this weekend's binge focuses on the latter half of the series. In this particular episode and series highlight, Ralph ends up on a tabloid's front page when a burger spokesman decides to reveal his boss's drug dealing.

The Invaders ðŸ“º (MeTV, midnight): A communist delegate calls for Vincent's help when an alien intruder is caught inside the building.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (Adult Swim, 2:30 a.m.): Polpo's apparent suicide sends shock waves through the underworld.

Lost in Space ðŸ“º (MeTV, 1 a.m.): Smith eats some alien fruit, which turns him into a giant. Convinced the Robinsons were trying to kill him, he plots to take 'em out.

Lupin the Third Part 5 (Adult Swim, 3:30 a.m.): Ami reunites with her father, who believes his social media technology will help mankind. With Lupin and Goemon imprisoned, Jigen must operate alone.

Naruto: Shippuden (Adult Swim, 3 a.m.): The Allied Shinobi Forces are on the verge of winning the war.✔️
Naruto: Shippuden (via Giphy)

LATE-NIGHT TV

Austin City Limits (PBS, 11 p.m.): Americana 18th Annual Honors
The Greg Gutfeld Show (Fox News, 10 p.m.): Terry Schappert, Ed Henry, Kat Timpf, and Tyrus
Johnny Carson ðŸ“º (Antenna TV, 10 p.m.): Tony Randall, Buddy Rich, Kelly Monteith, and Thomas Thompson (21 Nov 1979)
Saturday Night Live (NBC, 11:29 p.m.): Will Ferrell and King Princess (live-thread page)
SNL Vintage ðŸ“º (NBC, 10 p.m.): Jonah Hill and Maggie Rogers (3 Nov 2018)

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Note: All times are Eastern.
Key SourcesThe Futon Critic (outline); Zap2it (descriptions); TV Passport (throwbacks)
⭐: Top pick(s)
📺: Throwback
🎥: Movie
🎄: Holiday-themed program
✔️: Midlevel video/gif included

RIP Rel (via Giphy)
Happy watching, everyone!

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