What's On Tonight (Monday): Its A Bluff City Law Thanksgiving! (There will be lawyering!)

Hello Eerybody Top O The Week To You All!!! Here's What's On Tonight November 25th, 2019

8:00

The Neighborhood (CBS): When Gemma sets a reluctant Malcolm up on a blind date with a teacher at her high school, she discovers new details about the origins of her relationship with Dave; Marty helps Cedric and Tina plan for their future. (I'm guessing she was also set up on a blind date with Dave maybe??? Its just a guess, i don't think we know how Dave and Gemma got together actually--awww its "how i met your mom" night on the neighborhood!")





The Voice (NBC): The Top 11 artists remaining perform live, and it is also "fan week" whatever that means. (Fan Week? Fan Week? Fan Week?)

9-1-1 (FOX): The 118 responds to debris from a meteor shower that crashed into an apt building and a deadly fire caused by a hazardous waste truck crash; Hen struggles with guilt over her ambulance accident; Bobby introduces Eddie to an old friend. (Now i'm picturing Stefon saying "New York's hottest new nightclub is 9-1-1 where you'll see "A meteor shower, a waste truck crash, a destroyed ambulance,  and an old friend,,,,This place has it all!")

Dancing With the Stars (ABC): Season Finale! Season Finale! Season Finale! A winner is declared among the four contestant pairings left all competing for the Mirrorball Trophy. (Mirrorball! Mirrorball! Mirrorball!) (What does one do with a Mirrorball Trophy anyways???) (Why they hang it on their mirror of course!)

All American (The CW): Spencer, Grace, Dillon, and Durnell go on a mission to find Corey; Billie makes arrangements for the family to meet with a therapist; Jordan and Olivia make discoveries about each other. (Discoveries such as the fact that they're both characters on a CW show! "We are? Cool--What are our superpowers???" "Well you're characters on one of the few non-superhero shows that air on The CW" "Damnit")

Antiques Roadshow (PBS): In this rerun from Jan of '18, the show goes to Harrisburg, PA where they look at a Pennsylvania Dutch coffee pot; an 1812 HF Farny painting, and a Rene Latuque necklace.

Monday Night Football (ESPN): Baltimore Ravens vs. Los Angeles Rams

Trouble Along The Way (Lifetime): "A wedding planner joins forces with the co-owner of a family run Christmas decoration company" (I was wondering how long it would take for one of these movies to be about a decoration company) (Starring Ryan McPartlin, Sarah Drew, and Lesley Ann Warren!!!)

A Christmas Duet (Hallmark): "Fate....up against your will....brings a CA music duo trio together in time for an annual Yueltide Music Festival" With Teryl Rothery, Rome Flynn, and Charlie Rose (No not that one!)  (I just realized you could make "It must be the killing time" into "It must be the Yueltide Time") Oh right this one is also a Hallmark Premiere!

8:30

Bob Hearts Abishola (CBS): After Abishola gives her previous suitor a second chance, Uncle Tundie goes behind his wife (Auntie Ulu)'s back to warn Bob about the other man who's come a courtin' Abishola. (The ads for this are cute, Tundie tells Bob he's the complete opposite of you in every way--he's handsome, young, Nigerian, and wealthy" "That is the complete opposite of me")

9:00

All Rise (CBS): When one of Lola's former murder cases is overturned on appeal; Mark helms the retrial and struggles to keep the bomber in jail;  Lola fears she may have prosecuted an innocent man. (Is Lola the only one on this show to actually question herself??? Everyone else seems to fully believe in the rightness of their jobs, which is fine, you need that 110% belief that what you're doing is right to effectively do your job....but I dunno, Lola seems to be the only one there who's like "Was what i did right?" Anyways this impression is literally gleamed from the only 2 episodes i've seen)

Prodigal Son (FOX): When Martin is locked away in solitary confinement (D'oh) and the Fbi takes over the junkyard killer case; Malcolm is unexpectedly gifted with free time which he uses as an excuse to try out a more normal lifestyle; The NYPD tracks down a homicide that is linked to an underground sex club. (When aren't they?!?!?!?) (Also you can't just decide to live a more normal life there Malcolm, you're like still gonna be dreaming the same disturbing dreams you've been dreaming on a nightly basis for like years now right? you can't just banish your own dreams!)

Black Lightning (The CW): Anissa and Jefferson have a heart to heart and she tells him that she needs Black Lightning's help in escorting meta refugees out of the perimeter; Gambi implores Lynn to help get him access to "the pill"; Jennifer grows closer to Branden.  "The Book of Resistance: Chapter Two"

College Behind Bars (PBS): Incarcerated men and women are admitted to the Board Prison Initiative, a rigorous college program where some make strides while some struggle.

American Pickers (History): Mike and Robbie are trying to tackle a trio of vintage  Fords but their sibling rivalry threatens to blow up the deal.

His Darkest Materials (HBO): Arriving in the North, Lyra seeks allies in the witches, an aeronaut, and an armored polar bear. (Finally that polar bear makes the scene!!!!)

9:30

Green Acres (MeTV): Lisa and Sam Drucker are unlikely partners in a beauty parlor ("Beauty is Skin Deep" is the name of the episode)

10:00

Bull (CBS): Married pizza owners are being sued for negligence by a teenager who was injured while climbing their rooftop sign. (And Bull helps them because why???) (Also CBS? CBS? CBS?)

Bluff City Law (NBC): Sydney and Elijah race against the clock to get political asylym for a journalist whose life is at risk; Emerson plans a Thanksgiving surprise for Elijah.  (Its Thanksgiving Bluff City Law!!!) (There will be lawyering!)

The Good Doctor (ABC): Shaun continues to struggle as he grows intimate with Carly; He is also given some troubling news about a personal issue; a young patient must decide on a treatment that could save her life or possibly destroy her marriage. (Huh, now i'm wondering what the case of the week issue here is) (Also Carly??? Still played by Astrid from Fringe!)

THIS IS ALL I HAVE WRITTEN DOWN HERE FOR SOME REASON---WAS THERE NOTHING ELSE ON IN THAT 10 O'CLOCK HOUR?!?!?!? WELL THERE'S AN HOUR OF AMERICAN DAD ON TBS! THEY'RE BOTH RERUNS FROM THE SUMMER, BUT THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD, POSSIBLY--I"M NOT SURE WHICH ONES THEY ARE NOW. ANYWAYS HAVE A GREAT START TO THE WEEK--DOES ANYONE EVER SAY TOP O' THE WEEK??? TOP O' THE WEEK TO YOU!!!