The Art Of The Reveal And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Your Impeachment Hearings Primer [The Washington Post]

Molly Jong-Fast Reports From The Roger Stone Trial [The Bulwark]

Jesse Watters With A Pressing Question: 'If You Love Something, Do You Let Someone Pee On It?' [The Daily Beast]

Aspiring Senator Joe Kennedy Chickened Out Of Attending A Climate Forum To Debate Ed Markey [WGBH]

Rudy Giuliani Is Getting Into The Podcast Business, Seriously [Wonkette]

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The Disney+ Launch Was Not Without Problems [The A.V. Club]

The Tenth Season Of Curb Your Enthusiasm Lands On January 19th And Jeff Garlin Has A Preview [The Daily Beast/Last Laugh Podcast]

Heidi Klum's Ex Flavio Briatore Is Dating Someone Forty-Nine Years Younger [Celebitchy]

That Time Brigitte Nielsen And Madonna Got Into A Physical Altercation And Brigitte Revenge-Banged Sean Penn [Yahoo!]

ABC Is Still Hunting For The Leaker Of The Amy Robach Audio, Said Leaker Is Going By The Handle 'Ignotus' [Page Six]

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What Kind Of Asshole Steals A Dog At Gunpoint? [NBC Washington]

Ricky Gervais Is Returning To The Golden Globes [The Hollywood Reporter]

The Screen Actors Guild Will Honor Robert De Niro With Its Lifetime Achievement Award [Variety]

Binge Mode Debates The Greatness Of Rogue One [The Ringer Podcast]

Broadway's Drama Book Shop Will Reopen In March [Deadline]

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The Fate Of Days Of Our Lives In In Doubt [TV Line]

'Leave Donald Alone!' [The Washington Post]

Melanie Griffith Opens Up About Her Addiction Issues During The Making Of Working Girl [EW]

Flowers In The Attic Is Forty Years Old [The Mary Sue]

Kanye Hanging Out With Joel Osteen Sounds About Right [CNN]

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Current Bruins Coach Bruce Cassidy Commented On Former Bruins Coach Don Cherry's Racist Comments [Boston Dot Com]

I Can't Understand Why The Resurrected 'Funbag' Column Is Being Tagged Under 'Health' [VICE]

People Are Wondering If Jeff Bezos Will Pony Up The Dough To Buy The Redskins [Washingtonian]

Colin Kaepernick Will Participate In A Private Workout Session This Weekend, In The Hopes Of Getting Signed By A NFL Team [Sports Illustrated]

Remembering Deadspin's Best Hits On Dallas Sports Franchises [The Dallas Observer] 

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