Play Sickly For Me And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Denying A Library's Request For Digital Subscriptions To The New York Times To Own The Libs [Wonkette]

In Case You'd Forgotten, The Guy Behind Dilbert Is A Fucking Moron [Mediaite]

Right Wing Lunatics Are Clinging To Conspiracy Theories About Jeffrey Epstein's Suicide [The A.V. Club]

ABC News' Amy Robach Says Project Veritas Took Her Hot Mic Moment About A 2015 Jeffrey Epstein Report Out Of Context [Deadline]

'The Real Witch Hunt: Going After The Whistleblower' [The Bulwark]

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Keanu Is Apparently Dating An Age Appropriate Woman [DListed]

As Seventy-Year-Old Richard Gere And His Thirtysomething Wife Are Expecting Another Kid [Celebitchy]

Full Time Attention Whore Lena Dunham Wants To Tell You About Yet Another Illness Of Hers [The Blemish]

I'll Pass On The Airbnb And Stick With Established Hotels, Thanks [VICE]

A Defense Of The AMPAS Disqualification For Lionheart [The Wrap]

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Jamie Lee Curtis Talks About Her Recovery From Vicodin Addiction [Variety]

The Curtain May Fall On The Age Of Streaming Password Sharing [The Hollywood Reporter]

The Judges Are Fucking Over The Continued Survival Of Sean Spicer On Dancing With The Stars [The Washington Post]

Holy Shit, Suri Cruise Is Thirteen [Good Morning America]

Will Harris Interviews Kelsey Grammer [Vulture]

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An Argument Over A Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Led To A Fatal Stabbing [CNN]

Angelina Jolie Whined Some More About Brad Pitt Making Her Life Difficult [Harper's Bazaar]

Time To Check In With Overpaid Professional Dumb Person John McCain's Daughter™ [Pajiba]

'What Sad Television Detectives Teach Us About Ourselves' [The Ringer]

Brie Larson's Gucci Dress At The LACMA Art + Film Gala Was Tragic [Tom & Lorenzo]

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Deadspin's Founder Ponders The Future Of The Site And It's Archives; Former Staffers On How The Site Unraveled; The Funbag Found A New Home [New York Magazine/Slate/VICE]

Umpire Analysis May Be Added To Future Post-Season Baseball Telecasts On Fox [Awful Announcing]

If You Loved Bill Simmons' The Book Of Basketball, He's Back With A Sequel In Podcast Form [The Ringer]

Ben's Chili Bowl Will Serve 'Texan Half-Smokes' Next Week As Part Of A World Series Bet With A Houston Soul Food Restaurateur [DCist]

Mike Francesca Is 'Semi-Retiring' [New York Post]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Meet The Press [1947]
24 [2001]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - PEPPER