Notorious Bastards And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'How Can Mike Pence Be Anti-Gay? He Was Munchin' Beanie Weanies With A Gay Five Minutes Ago!' [Wonkette]

Joe Walsh Is Not Gonna Save The GOP From Itself [The Bulwark]

Professor Dave Karpf Responds To Bret Stephens' Attempt To Paint Karpf As A Nazi [Esquire]

Judge Jeanine Admitted She Was Suspended By Fox For Hate Speech [The Daily Beast]

We're Living Inside An Endless Campaign Rally [Slate]

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Universal Closed Its Theme Park In Preparation For Hurricane Dorian [Deadline]

Linda Hamilton Claims To Have Been Celibate Since The Bush II Administration [Page Six]

Newly-Designated Oscar Contender Renée Zellweger Gets The Profile Treatment [Vulture]

Tracee Ellis Ross - Who Got Her Start As An Editor At Mirabella Way Back When - Is Getting Back Into The Beauty Business [The Hollywood Reporter]

Just When I Forgot Morgan Spurlock Existed [The A.V. Club]

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Apple TV+ Came To Its Senses About A White Baby Boomer 'Revenge On The Youts!' Series Starring Richard Gere [TV Line]

We Are In The Middle Of A Pattinssance [Variety]

Prince Hot Ginge Is Getting Into The Sustainable Travel Business, Or Something [Celebitchy]

The New Dark Crystal Series Will Feature Gay Fathers [Towleroad]

The Rewatchables Discuss Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid [The Ringer Podcast]

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The Gals On The View Tsk-Tsk'd Debra Messing And Eric McCormack For Seeking A Donor List To A Trump Event [The Wrap]

Our Favorite View Gal, Megs McCain, Went Mental Over 'Gun Grabbers' Trying To Steal Her Gunz! [The Hill]

Lena Dunham's Next Series Generation Found Its Lead In Martha Plimpton [The Hollywood Reporter]

I Barely Made It Through One Episode Of The Chef Show, Which Returns For A Second Season On Netflix Friday The 13th

This Story Is Three Hundred Layers Of Fucked Up [DListed]

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Bill Simmons Got Caught Being Hypocritical About Athletes Playing Injured [Awful Announcing]

A Hurting Roger Federer Lost A Heartbreaking Match In Five Sets [New York Daily News]

Someone Might Want To Tell LeBron How Tom Brady's Attempt To Trademark Something Associated With Another Entity Went [DListed]

Serena Williams Steamrolled Through Her Quarterfinal Match [USA Today]

Simone Biles Opened Up About Dealing With Her Brother's Arrest For Murder [NBC Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

The Price Is Right [Current Version - 1972]
The Joker's Wild [1972]
Hell Town [1985]
Xena: Warrior Princess [1995]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - SAMMI