We're Movin' On Up And Other Tuesday Headlines

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Today In 'Racist Grandpa's Lies' [CNN]

Right Wingers Are Super-Triggered By The 1619 Project [Wonkette]

The Federalist Society Has Broken Our Supreme Court [The Bulwark]

We're Never Gonna Be Rid Of Anthony Scaramucci, Are We? [Mediaite]

Alex Petri Channels Mitch McConnell: "I Have Wasted My Life!" [Washington Post]

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The Daily Fail Says The Ghislaine Maxwell Photo At In & Out Burger Was Set-Up By Her Attorney [The Daily Beast]

True Love Is Dead: Katie Holmes & Jamie Foxx Are Over [Page Six]

The Latest Trailer For The Morning Show Is Here [Slate - Video]

Kate Upton Has Thoughts On The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show [DListed]

The World Jewish Congress Isn't Down With A Proposed Boycott Of Bill Maher [The Hill]

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"Veggie Tales Creator Ain't Gonna Put No Godless Gay Green Beans On His Christian Vegetable Show" [Wonkette]

April Ryan's Bodyguard Is In Legal Trouble [NJ.com]

Mark Halperin Hasn't Done Shit To Deserve His Second Act [Washington Post]

The Director Of The Hunt Defends The Film's Premise [Variety]

Imma Gonna Suggest This Week's Best Dressed List Has Very Little 'Best' In It [RenoVous]

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Well, What Do We Think Of The Trailer For Ryan Murphy's Trumpist Show The Politician? [Tom & Lorenzo - Video]

A Memorial To Victims Of The Boston Marathon Bombings Is Finished [WGBH]

The Tenleytown Listserv Is The Same Hive Of Batshittery As It Has Always Been But: BUNNIES [DCist]

Your Required Long Read Of The Day: "The Forgotten History Of DC’s First Golf Course For African Americans" [The Washingtonian]

Oh Mayor Pete, I Still Love You [Towleroad]

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Megan Greenwell, Recently Forced Out At Deadspin, Lands At Wired [TalkingBizNews]

The Los Angeles Times Is On The Hook For A $15 Million Award To Former Sportswriter T.J. Simers [PR Newswire]

We Will Never Be Rid Of Stephen A. Smith [Awful Announcing]

Dale Earnhart Jr. Speaks About This Weekend's Plane Crash [NBC Sports]

Do You Care About College Preseason? [CBS Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day – August 20th

Parenthood [1990]
Saved By The Bell [1990]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - TYLER & BEAKER